I AM BECOME BAJA!
Whilst awaiting my 2 piece & biscuit at the Pennsgrove Taco Bell/KFC, I ineluctably filled my medium chalice w/ yon Baja Blast (Blue Mountain Dew), which took about a whole fucking forever, about the time it got 3/4s full I noticed that nothing but syrup was pouring out...LIQUID GOLD! I filled up the remaining 1/4 w/ regular Mountain Dew, and went where eagles dare. To think! I discovered the cure for Sleep & Teeth all in one go. Mother fucker was THICK with fairy spirit, Blood of Christ??? fucking retards. Sopped up mashed tater gravey w/ biscuit to keep from going mad, my molecules began to vibrate at the speed of holy shit! I slipped through at least 2 parallel universes...2 BILLION! that is. and landed in this one.
which seems to be an exact replica of the one I started from. right down to the simplest detail.
Now I must some how find my way home.
which seems to be an exact replica of the one I started from. right down to the simplest detail.
Now I must some how find my way home.
posted by Bobby at
11:42 PM
8 Comments:
AH! - i've been awaiting such great news from the sacred land which is pennsgrove. you're a noble, brave explorer mr. bobby campbell.!
Major Airbro Honors! I'll be sending the clipping to Anty Evelyn, she keeps a scrap book for me, Though of course the real heroes are the bold & beautiful stars at your local pepsi-cola bottling facility, I'm just another mindless hippy sugar pop vessel.
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that is just a really funny story.
my vauge code of honor kept me from posting the shark story as it truly happened on your my space thanger, I used the cunt word 3 times, the fuck word as many more, even cock & pussy I took out, I don't know my time or place, occasional I err on the side of caution!
in retrospect:
Pussy lips are way funnier than vag lips
what is Sleep & Teeth?
it cures just that - sleep and teeth.
The things Mountain Dew attacks.
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