MUP AUX: November 2005

Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Puree Conscious-traited Jungull Joyce!

William S. Burroughs Interview, 1961
conducted by
Gregory Corso and Allen Ginsberg
Originally appeared in Journal For the Protection of All People




Corso: What is your department?

Burroughs: Kunst unt Wissenschaft



Corso: What say you about political conflicts?

Burroughs: Political conflicts are merely surfaced manifestations. If conflicts arise you may certain powers intend to keep this conflict under operation since they hope to profit from the situation. To concern yourself with surface political conflicts is to make the mistake of the bull in the ring, you are charging the cloth. That is what politics is for, to teach you the cloth. Just as the bullfighter teaches the bull, teaches him to follow, obey the cloth.



Corso: Who manipulates the cloth?

Burroughs: Death



Ginsberg: What is death?

Burroughs: A gimmick. It's the time birth death gimmick. Can't go on much longer, too many people are wising up.



Corso: Do you feel there has been a definite change in man's makeup? A new consciousness?

Burroughs: Yes, I can give you a precise answer to that. I feel that the change the mutation in consciousness will occur spontaneously once certain pressures now in operation are removed. I feel that the principal instrument of monopoly and control that prevents expansion of consciousness is the word lines controlling thought feeling and apparent sensory impressions of the human host.

Ginsberg: And if removed, what step?

Burroughs: The forward step must be made in silence. we detach ourselves from word forms-this can be accomplished by substituting for words, letters, concepts, verbal concepts, other modes of expression; for example, color. We can translate word and letter into color (Rimbaud stated that in his color vowels, words quote "words" can be read in silent color.) In other words man must get away from verbal forms to attain the consciousness, that which is there to be perceived at hand.

Corso: How does one take that "forward step," can you say?

Burroughs: Well, this is my subject and is what I am concerned with. Forward steps are made by giving up old armor because words are built into you---in the soft typewriter of the womb you do not realize the word-armor you carry; for example, when you read this page your eyes move irresistibly from left to right following the words that you have been accustomed to. Now try breaking up part of the page like this:

Are there....................... or just ..............we can translate
many solutions ...........for example color ........word color
in the soft typewriter .....................into
political conflicts .....................................to attain consciousness
..................................................monopoly and control



Corso: Reading that it seems you end up where you began, with politics and it's nomenclature: conflict, attain, solution, monopoly, control--so what kind of help is that?

Burroughs: Precisely what I was saying---if you talk you always end up with politics, it gets nowhere, I mean man it's strictly from the soft typewriter.



Corso: What kind of advice you got for politicians?

Burroughs: Tell the truth once and for all and shut up forever.



Corso: What if people don't want to change, don't want no new consciousness?

Burroughs: For any species to change, if they are unable and are unwilling to do so--I might for example however have suggested to the dinosaurs that heavy armor and great size was a sinking ship, and that they do well to convert to mammal facilities---it would not lie in my power or desire to reconvert a reluctant dinosaur. I can make my feeling very clear, Gregory, I fell like I'm on a sinking ship and I want off.



Corso: Do you think Hemingway got off?

Burroughs: Probably not.

(Next day)

Ginsberg: What about control?

Burroughs: Now all politicians assume a necessity of control, the more efficient the control the better. All political organizations tend to function like a machine, to eliminate the unpredictable factor of AFFECT---emotion. Any machine tends to absorb, eliminate, Affect. Yet the only person who can make a machine move is someone who has a motive, who has Affect. If all individuals were conditioned to machine efficiency in the performance of their duties they would have to be at least one person outside the machine to give the necessary orders; if the machine absorbed or eliminated all those outside the machine the machine will slow down and stop forever. Any unchecked impulse does, within the human body & psyche, lead to the destruction of the organism.


Ginsberg: What kind of organization could technological society have without control?

Burroughs: The whole point is I feel the machine should be eliminated. Now that it has served its purpose of alerting us to the dangers of machine control. Elimination of all natural sciences----If anybody ought to go to the extermination chambers definitely scientists, yes I'm definitely antiscientist because I feel that science represents a conspiracy to impose as, the real and only universe, the Universe of scientists themselves----they're reality-addicts, they've got to have things so real so they can get their hands on it. We have a great elaborate machine which I feel has to be completely dismantled--- in order to do that we need people who understand how the machine works ---the mass media---paralleled opportunity.



Ginsberg: Who do you think is responsible for the dope situation in America?

Burroughs: Old Army game, "I act under orders ." As Captain Ahab said, "You are not other men but my arms and legs---" Mr. Anslinger has a lot of arms and legs, or whoever is controlling him, same thing as the Wichman case, he's the front man, the man who has got to take the rap, poor bastard, I got sympathy for him.

Corso: Could you or do you think it wise to say who it will be or just what force it will be that will destroy the world?

Burroughs: You want to create a panic? That's top secret----want to swamp the lifeboats?



Corso: O.K. How did them there lifeboats get there in the first place?

Burroughs: Take for instance some Indians in South America I seen. There comes along this sloppy cop with his shirt buttons all in the wrong hole, well then, Parkinson's law goes into operation---there's need not for one cop but seven or eight, need for sanitation inspectors, rent collectors, etc.; so after a period of years problems arise, crime, dope taking and traffic, juvenile delinquency---So the question is asked, "What should we do about these problems?" The answer as Gertrude Stein on her deathbed said comes before the question--- in short before the bastards got there in the first place! that's all---



Ginsberg: What do you think Cuba and the FLN think about poets? And what do you think their marijuana policy is?

Burroughs: All political movements are basically anti-creative----since a political movement is a form of war. "There's no place for impractical dreamers around here" that's what they always say. "Your writing activities will be directed, kindly stop horsing around." "As for the smoking of marijuana, it is the exploitation for the workers." Both favor alcohol and are against pot.


Red & Blue






Immanentizing the Eschaton!


Er...well...Maybe!

Tuesday, November 29, 2005

OKEY-DOKEY Update!

Hang it all, Bubblefish!

10 snaps on the Ghostbusters!

Monday, November 28, 2005

Signal/Static

Sunday, November 27, 2005

NAMU AMIDA BUTSU

and here we travel back, back, back, to:
March 22, 1989. Buffalo, New York @:
The Buffalo Sabers Vs. The St. Louis Blues NHL Ice Hockey Game.

St. Louis Blues winger Steve Tuttle and Buffalo defenseman Uwe Krupp violently collide in the goal mouth, sending Tuttle’s leg jutting upward under Saber’s goaltender Clint Malarchuk’s face mask. Slicing open Malarchuk’s Jugular Vein.



[Soundtrack: Wu Tang Clan: Protect Ya Neck!]

Right Now. Deep Breath. You’re Clint Malarchuk. You know that your Jugular Vein has been severed, You know that only gives you about 3 minutes to live. Are You Okay?

Clint must now specifically Operate within the Extreme Paradox.
And for now: You are Clint:
You know that you might Die in approximately 180 Seconds. But in order to survive even that long you must not freak out, because if you freak out then your heart pumps harder, you lose more blood and die quicker. You must stay more calm than even your normal day to day casual orientation to even have half a shot at getting the proper treatment in your RAPIDLY diminishing life span. [2 minutes 50 seconds till Soul Evacuation] Are You Okay?

Trainer Jim Pizzutelli arrives on the scene. You’re kneeing in a HUGE puddle of your blood. Repenting as fast as you can because death is HERE. (not later, NOW!) You ask:"Am I going to live?''
If Jim says No. Are You Still Okay?

Blood is spurting onto the ice from your lacerated neck. (Remember: Blood bounces on ice!) [Seconds tick-tock-tick-tock. Boinga-Boinga-Boinga the Blood Hip-Hops.]
Two spectators suffer heart attacks just Watching You. But You, Whom this is happening to, must stay calm or Death comes even FASTER. At least two of your teammates have vomited.
They are not even you, but they can’t take it; you are you and you MUST take it.

14 seconds later Pizzutelli has closed off the artery by applying pressure with his hand wrapped in a sterile pack. Luckily this happened on the side of the rink where the ambulance is parked, (otherwise saving you would essentially be a lost cause) you’re whisked away in the nick of time, the doctors patch you up nice and proper and you’re back in game form 2 weeks later! Good job! I guess you are OKAY!

Now please would the real Clint Malarchuk Cap this tale off:

"There's a purpose to everything that happens in our lives. That's why it's important to always have the attitude that you can get through a problem, because it's presented to you for a reason. You just have to find out what the reason is by conquering the problem. If you go through adversity and win, you become a stronger, wiser person for it. After everything that I've been through, my attitude basically now is that there isn't a situation I can't handle."

Wilmington, April Fool's Day 2004

Friday, November 25, 2005

Aliemballs

I know that this may not be the proper forum to discuss such things, but sadly, I will not be one for basketball on Sunday. I am tied up all day. I am pretty much down whenever though, and definitely soon. I will be putting up flyers about basketball @ DP in the coming days, so hopefully we’ll get some kids out on the court.

One thing that will NOT help our games is if any aliems decide to get involved. We’re teeming with em, apparently:

Aliens are real say the officials!!!!!

Look who I found!

If you sift through the site enough there's more and more and more
NEW, FREE MP3s! I got 15 new to me MWP tracks CD burning as we fart!
I am Happy.

Eye of Horus! 03


Basketball!!!

Finally!!!

Basketballwhat!?!?!?!?

Check out whatrock.blogspot above for all the haps on local pick-up, MADISON style basketball. Yup.

Thursday, November 24, 2005

Kung Cat Gives Thanks!

The Ultimate Warrior!


He had naked ladies tattooed on his wrists and said
"Hello little warrior, thanks for dressing up"

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

Selling Out!

Anybody got $90???

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Mary Jane Cures!



Largest-Ever Study of Marijuana, Depression Finds Fewer Depressive Symptoms, Better Mood


ALBANY, NEW YORK—In the largest-ever study of marijuana and depression, to be published in the journal Addictive Behaviors, daily or weekly marijuana users had fewer symptoms of depression than non-users. Marijuana users were also more likely to report positive moods and fewer somatic complaints such as sleeplessness. Noteworthy differences were also found between those using marijuana for medical purposes and non-medical or "recreational" users.


The new research appears to contradict statements by some government officials suggesting that marijuana is a cause of depression. For example, in a May 3, 2005, press release from the White House Office of National Drug Control Policy, ONDCP Director John Walters said, "Marijuana use, particularly during the teen years, can lead to depression, thoughts of suicide and schizophrenia."


"Not only does marijuana not cause depression, it looks like it may actually alleviate it," said Mitch Earleywine, co-author of the new study and associate professor of psychology at the University at Albany, State University of New York.

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So, um...like, duh! Don't these ducks read The Floor is Lava!?

Marijuana has been getting great press lately, Last week in the inquirer they had it preventing the reproduction of cancer cells, so take that facists! All along we've just been trying to cure cancer, you fucks!

and good gravey the chemical nonsense they got people taking for depression, I saw a commercial the other day, at the end of a laundry list of disturbing potential side effects was...SUICIDE!! How incredibly fishy!

Monday, November 21, 2005

Electric Process!

Oh look naw, Cedric from @ the Drive In's Lil Brotha Keepin It Real. That's nice.

Sombody Farted!!!!

Check out this guy!
Get up kid! Get something to drink! Go finger some young lass! You wanna get some enlightenment, mow the lawn! Do somethin!!!!


I am going to be a terrible parent.


This guy's website is WAYYYYYYYYAAYYAYYAYAYYYAYYAAYYAYAYYAA better then ours.

Saturday, November 19, 2005

Taking All Bets!

Friday, November 18, 2005

Mc Ben always be striking again!

Thursday, November 17, 2005

Holy Shit! Finally!


Whaddup kids! In an effort to save space and also to allow myself an absurd amount of space to waste, you can now find a fully lengthized version of the Frolic column

HERE!!!!!!

Do it turkey!

Gone Fission!

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

whats really good

USURA

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

INCREDIBLE HULK




Continued from A Marvelous Epic







Story Continues HERE

Monday, November 14, 2005

Dump Monkey Say

Sunday, November 13, 2005

Best of Both Worlds

Pretensious Crank!

Thursday, November 10, 2005

WILLIAM BURROUGHS

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Ancient Wisdom, Rather Cosmic




So-shu dreamed,
and having dreamed that he was a bird, a bee, and a butterfly, he was uncertain why he should try to feel like anything else.



Hence his contentment.



-Ezra Pound

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Abundance.

"Tching prayed on the mountain
and wrote MAKE IT NEW
on his bath tub
Day by day make it new
cut underbrush,
pile the logs
keep it growing."
-Ezra Pound, Canto LIII

Monday, November 07, 2005

Field Notes

Sunday, November 06, 2005

CUP DREAMS


“Eins upon a space...”
koan-fusing the pen & post of me in friendly fire amor. (epiphonly!)

The Bard’s charmrag, a new colour for the States, princess of spendgeld! and to think of all the angels wished & stars announced under pretense of disposal. A cad’s luck tired but true, yet the market’s maid bares more than mere tales of the rub. Hilaritas rivers from atum’s all-chemical “mind”, plot-Plot-PLOT.
The same hindrances repeat, counting the great wall’s mortar (One More AGEN!) A Humpty fall for wiz, never say broken! Open, aye open. The asylum laughs, We bow wow. “Blondie good show!” Scoop up the hod, neck’s showing nine.

Ways & means well backstage, Molly shan’t look & Leo won’t speak, way of the same her, I. Pockets twice less than zero, unless the levity blooms. Smile peasently myself, and Nobody’ll eventually guess what I doobie dewing. (SUNYATA!) The yawning mask in the wall socket occidentally blesses my digital overload have mercy! Sink-Our-Niceties Daoing De Coin-Sea-Dance? Nope, nah, never, the pittance doesn’t cover. (unless certain quantities elixir and those only fairy fuel moments, water through fingers, knock on wood!)

DEIMAN teas'me: “Always or Again?”, Maybe: Both, Neither, All? Wave & Particle Parallax! Namu Iam thrice declined the crown, carries burning circle w/ falling sickness, even still: itsy bitsy spider-moon excelsior spirals! Eveything’s going to be all light.
The nightress outside balloons, I go to Wawa! Wawa! Wawa! Wawa! Walhalla! Archaos fauxly civilized, the antipodes glow through the gloss, "very interfacing!"

Can a small spirit truly loving all,
really be that sick?
Mabinog combusts the schism,
let the process work!

Lunchin’ in the pumpkin patch, precapitulating non-bifurcation.
Timespace,
Bodymind,
Dream@wake

Parsifal’s lost cause got jokes,
Why Not!?


From: Black Elk Speaks

With the powers of the four quarters you shall walk, a relative.


Behold, the living center of a nation I shall give you,
and with it many shall you save.

They have given you the sacred stick and your nation's hoop and the yellow day.



And in the center of the hoop you shall set the stick
and make it grow into a shielding tree, and bloom.

Tanha Puzzle

Saturday, November 05, 2005


by Todd Purse

Friday, November 04, 2005

Stoner Boners!

Denver Votes To Legalize Pot
Denver residents Tuesday voted to legalize possession of small amounts of marijuana, but the state attorney general said the vote was irrelevant because state law will still be enforced.

"It's certainly likely to energize people. This is the wind in the sails of reform," Mirken said Wednesday. "Rethinking marijuana prohibition is mainstream. This is the heart of America saying, 'Hold on, maybe our current marijuana laws don't make a lot of sense.' And the fact is, they're right."

Wednesday, November 02, 2005

Back to Basics


Back to the Survey Factory tomorrow, though more importantly, back to publishing Comic Books. Might get a touch sparse around here from my end, time to clear off my desk, so if anyone eats an illustrious hoogie or gets a dog drunk, do tell!

Though soon enough, The Divine Secrets of Spider-Man starts.
Should be worth a smirk or so!

Cartoon Monkey Spotted @ Macy's!

The Associated Press Reports-

The Macy's of Christina Mall was treated to a rare glimpse of a New Castle Goofus Monkey yesterday around tea time. Patrons & Sales Associates alike marveled as the clownish primate lumbered around politely browsing the available wares & shopping for pants, just like people!

He cheerfully grunted "hey Chief, where's the long johns!?" reports Thomas Adams, Macy's Assistant Manager of This, That, and/or the Other. "He had arms as dark as Queequeg & legs as white as the Whale", David Samson, 32 of Newport, reflects. "and I've never even read Moby Dick!" Rolonda White, the Sales Critter what had helped the beast purchase a pair of Hagar Slacks (on clearance!) supposes "you could almost see a spark of comprehension in his primative eyes."

Sightings of the New Castle Goofus Monkey are quite rare, as the creatures rarely sojourn from their 'Pataphysique forgings, but ever since they closed all the Jamesways, shoppes all around the land, get the occasional visit from these enthusiastic, albeit farty, apes.

The End!


The sketch of a painting im doing.

its me... as a platapus