MUP AUX: October 2005

herpes 2000

Dear Haters, 03

One of the most terrible things I've ever seen...Viva la Gross Out Phase!
On a sunnier note...

Happy Halloween!

This is a little out of order but i just did this strip yesterday

and thought id give ya all a sneak peek at the new run of skeems!

this is number 21 enjoy!

that's what She said.

Work in Process...

Madisonland Returns!

Continued from www.buddhafart.com/Madisonland.html

POWER OF IV

1.) Get Yer Teenaged Wings

2.) Meggers

3.) A Boy Believes These Things

4.) Patterns

5.) Volume

6.) King Of Empty Spaces

7.) Gary Put Your Glasses On*

8.) Look Ma...Opposable Thumbs!

9.) Fighting In Narrow Passage Ways

10.) Ariana

11.) Prisoner in a Princess' Bed

12.) Ride II

13.) All Hail The Half Stack

14.) The Sky Is For Stars

*After: The Crash

& Then The Review Fired Me!

RTA 02

Operation Mindfuck 03!

EZ's Mind Indestructible

2003: The Gross Out Period!

Originally Titled: The Inherent Delight(s) of Perpetual Subjectivity!

(even I'm rolling my eyes!)

Blind in a Cave!

Worth a Try!

Old School Sharpie

11/02/01

OLD JOE YOUNG

I'm proud as spiked punch,
to have the honor & privilage
to present the very most
musical cat on the Blvd!

THE MIGHTY JOE YOUNG

w/ an Intro by "YA KNOW!?"
Tune in the Printz Mythos!
ABSCO-LUTLY!

(Mr. Young is always in need of a Good dick sucking, interested & unusually thirsty parties should report to
3006 Governor Printz Blvd, Wilmington, DE)

Spaceship Erph

Madisonland Collected

Hope you ace cats like straining
your eyes to read barely legible,
usually misspelled text!

Grab a blanket & a bucket of
absinthe, and jump back to
2001's most talking bongenist
comic strip in the "history" of
Pratityasamutpada!

New Strips Start Next Week,
Catch the Plot if ya can!

MADISONLAND BEGINS

BROOKLYN, SPRING 2000

Jambox Cat

Baby Momma Drama!

Missing from the Parts Boy Collection, rewritten to align w/ Post Crisis continuity, & cheese on my head for not leaving enough space for Marcus to ask "WHO DIS!?!"

Bardo Hoops!

Dead Boys 2005

Suburban 4 Character Designs,
From my Rubbish Bin to your Personal Computer!

Tommy Murray @ Dead Prez Tonight,
See You'se There!

P.S. I Can Walk Again

I Think I Think

COCK -N- PUSS 01

Originally published in The U of D's Review.
Art Assist: Brendan Huffman, Colin Anderson, & John Romita Jr

PENN 99

Oh I'm So Maudlin!

Dreaming w/ the Devil 2001

JACK PENDRAGON

PETER TRIPPER

SCOTTY BEHAN

Portrait of Self

Grant & Me am good sculptorororers!

COGITATE!?!

Sea Lice!

An email I got at work about a journal I work on, "Reviews in Fisheries Science":

"Sea lice [the topic] is heating up. One person contacted Taylor and Francis and doubted that the Brooks paper was reviewed (it was). Another said he provided Brooks with some of the data and wants to write another sea lice paper. You've got to love it. Sea lice may be the big topic of 2006."

Attn: d00dz.

So like, umm, well i'm kind of almost sort of exciting for once in my boring life about my new Donnas cover band... but like, we are totally too stoned for ideas. what do you think about "like. it too emo.? in all lowercase letters?

Skeems number six

Skeems The Shark in...

A shitty launch.

by Todd Purse

War On Drugs!

Just tell your Nobel Prize you won it, because you tuned in the Molecular Structure of the Genetic Code while on LSD, I'm sure it'll understand.

Trippy Francis Crick

name a new band

dudes-

so i'm getting mildly excited for my new band. we had our first "good" practice on saturday and we're getting into it. i heard talk of a show on dec. 10 at michelle's and andy's with tit patrol and the jambox. i'm not sure if michelle or andy know about this yet though. anyways, we should tell them! anyone got they #?

also, we need a band name. the only thing i've thought of is

Anything Everywhere

.

like it? too emo? anyways, if you guys are sitting on any good band names, put them up here!

Marilyn on Joyce

"Oh yes, dreams. I know they are important. But you want me to free associate about the dream elements. I have the same blanking out. More resistance for you and Dr Freud to complain about.

I read his "Introductory Lectures", God, what a genius. He makes it so understandable. And he is so right. Didn't he say himself that Shakespeare and Dostoyevsky had a better understanding of psychology than all the scientists put together. Damn it, they do.

You told me to read Molly Bloom's mental meanderings (I can use words, can't I) to get a feeling for free association. It was when I did that I got my great idea.

As I read it something bothered me. Here is Joyce writing what a woman thinks to herself . Can he, does he really know her innermost thoughts. But after I read the whole book, I could better understand that Joyce is an artist who could penetrate the souls of people, male or female. It really doesn't matter that Joyce doesn't have ... or never felt a menstrual cramp. Wait a minute. As you must have guessed I am free associating and you are going to hear a lot of bad language. Because of my respect for you, I've never been able to say the words I'm really thinking when we are in session. But now I am going to say whatever I think, no matter what it is.

While reading Molly's blathering, the IDEA came to me. Get a tape recorder. Put a tape in. Turn it on. Say whatever you are thinking like I am doing now. It's really easy. I'm lying on my bed wearing only a brassiere. If I want to go to the refrig or the bathroom, push the stop button and begin again when I want to. And I just free associate. No problem.

You get the idea, don't you? Patient can't do it in Doctor's office. Patient is at home with tape recorder ...

Well, that's something for you to sleep on, Doctor.

Good Night."

Maura Wynn Campbell

I don't believe in enlightenment,
sleeping babies on the other hand,
seem much more real than I!

DOBBS O'DREAMS

LO, THIS MONSTER!

"That don't sound like no golden marmoset I ever hoyd!"

Chaosmos!

Remember that Billy?!

'Spirit of the 21st Century'

My first Published Comic, 9/11/01, U of D's Review.

Parasailing and Flippin' Birds

halloween poster

a poster for illustration class

Ecuador Sketch Book

Albert The Shaman

The Morning After

I gave the 7th sketch to Senior as a gift. (redone for "Leroy Valentine") The drawing made him and his sons excited, and they all launched into enthusiastic spanish exclamations, I got Bren for translation & and one of his sons got a Dream Catcher. All I managed to understand of it was they thought the dream catcher similar to my drawing.

Senior put the picture on his wall, and I just kept smiling.

3 Visible, 8 Invisible

Peter, Jack, & Scott 01

"Remember back in the days, when crittaz had waves
Gazelle shades, and corn braids
Pitchin pennies, honies had the high top jellies
Shootin skelly, motherfuckers was all friendly
Loungin at the barbeques, drinkin brews
with the neighborhood crews, hangin on the avenues
Turn your pagers, to nineteen ninety three
Crittaz is gettin smoked G, believe me!"

2001: A Hondo Odyssey

Parts Boy: Deep Sea Double!

Mc's New Desk Top

Who's in Charge Here Anyway?

Could it be that what we have before (above?) us is a little McMahonian foreshadowing towards an eventual "face-turn" for our dear president? Or rather (and more realistically), does it symbolize the ultimate "heal-turn" we should have been expecting from our beloved fanatic all along? In either case, the situation is absolutely dire! After all, the Eagles, Flyers, and even Sixers have all recorded losses in their most recent outings. It's possible in fact, that the last Philadelphia team to score one in the old win column is them Phils. I know this to be untrue (though only by a couple of hours) and I also know that when whoever wherever starts making turns to either side, the real action's watching McMahon pull the strings.

The Yankees lost, which is important.

In non-geopolitical athletic news, there are some great pictures on the msnbc website in their multimedia section, from such topix as the hurremcames, the earthemquakems, week in pictures (sports and other!), and my personal favorite (at the bottom) Science Slide Shows. Rock and Roll. Also, one can get a good sexy satellite pic of that there earth from this site:

http://weather.unisys.com/satellite/sat_wv_east_loop-12.html

You can see the weathers and stuffs real nice.

Mad props to Mr. Moist & Kimberly, whose homework assignments this week were not only turned in on time but also STELLAR as always.
MAD PROPS TO MR. MOIST!
MAD PROPS TO KIMBERLY FARRELL!
Get up and GROOVE!!!!!

Honorable mention to Bobby and Toddy as well, for their glorious depictions of pre-Siddharthian Buddhism. This Gingus McStranges fella, on the other hand, has got to go. A.) His style is ALL WACK and B.) His colors are all GOOFED! Thank the skies you all don't draw like that!

Billy Frolic 1995

To be seen:

Two Headed Rattler!

Benjamin Franklin: Ruthless Commie Pig

Mothafriggin Jambox

Bunny & The City (collected)

Written by Kimberly Farrell
Doodled by Gingus McGoofus!

BIG $$$

Big money advertising budgets'a must. Arrows and drips too... or else.

Teenage Bone Head

In case you didn't know, the mom on gilmore girls is incredibly good looking. $$$$$$$$$$.

Parts Boy Delivers! (1 of 8)

Monday Morning Quarterback

Scanner Works!

About 12 hours after I drew Homeboy there w/ the arms, I broke my hip, which if'n ya look at the fricker, Seems a part of me had sorta anticipated that???

Admittedly hindsight & my general weirdness probably making something from nothing, but that's how I get down! WHAT!?!

"don't give me hints, cause I won't get them, don't leave out details, cause I will sweat them"

Tomorry:
A New Parts Boy (in Color!?!)

Mc Ben would be advised to skip work and watch "don't tell mom the baby sitter's dead"

Skeems # 5

"Mary Blue the Turtle"

By:Todd Purse

SOONISH!

by:Todd Purse

Agnostic Politics: Pulling Pud!

"What mushroom is it that blooms at the end of history?"

I have my suspicions...

ALPHCE: Titty Fuck!

FUCK THE YANKEES

So first and foremost I guess I have to say FUCK the major league baseball playoffs, and fuck each and every team involved. I don't care about the Astros, or the Padres, or certainly not them god-damned yankees. The Red Sox, and for that matter, the White Sox, suck as well.

Certainly, such truths lead ones to the inevitable dissertation towards: one's perspective, and most definitely one's location, play an integral role in the formation of one's assumptions and assertions. Hence: FUCK THE YANKEES, and all the rest as well. Go Phils!

Still, such an assertion goes against what one or ones may have been previously taught. That is: the 'fuck the Yankees' motif does not dileniate straight from personal locale; set and setting; nuture n area, but instead comes from truth itself, and this truth exists as such simply by and through obvious implied understanding of conceptual, contextual, and cosmictual clues.

The Yankees don't totally suck and therefore deserved to be FUCKED because I live in Philadelphia. Rather, the Yankees suck BECAUSE THE YANKEES FUCKING SUCK. Nor do the Phillies absolutely rule simply by virtue of the fact that I and a million or so of my fellow relative Philadeites feel that they absolutely rule. Their rulership comes instead from truth, and that truth is that them Phils is pure and beautiful.

Sure they missed the big game, for the umpteenth time. Sure we'll have to wait a whole more year to see whether they can crack through the mire that is that inevitable point in a season where they spend a month COLLAPSING. Sure, we have to watch ugly ass Derek Jeter and crew prance about in their fascist pinstripes. Sure, we have to see fucking John Smoltz face Roger Clemens, as if either of them or any of their fans could keep it more real that twenty-eight year old Vincente Padilla. Sure, we had to lose every game we played against the Astros all season, and sure we had to drop two to the Mets in the final week of the season. We had to do all of these things because these things are truth. We lost crucial games. We lost because aparently, despite what had been purported, we weren't ready.

We're bitter and the playoffs don't matter at all. It's not our bitterness that makes the playoffs so meaningless. It's the undeniable truth that the only way to be winning is to be right, and the only way to be right is to be winning. Unless, of course, if you're losing, or have already lost, in which case whatever is true will still shine through (Unless it doesn't). Go Sixers!

(the real) Billy Frolic

Check out:
www.isound.com/endless_mike_jambox

http://members.fortunecity.com/biollante/frink/innocence.html

some drawings from english class...

Fun Time # 3 Review

From: http://www.newpages.com/magazinestand/zines/

Fun Time Comics #3

I was skeptical when I opened this and realized the longest story was baseball-themed. But this comic doesn’t just look at baseball on a literal level. There’s philosophy in here, and maybe a bit of magical realism. And after the baseball stuff, there’s a mixture of short non-baseball-related comics. I actually ended up liking the baseball story more than the other ones. The artwork is weirdly surreal in places, but it works with the subject matter. The main story has some cool mixed-media elements, where the characters hold up actual baseball cards and tarot cards. A team of four puts this together, so there are a variety of styles going on, but it has a fairly uniform feel to it. I think they have a new issue out, so email them for more information on that.

The Sun Play Lives!

Washing in w/ the first batch of ACT III pages, the Cover for II.

Otherwise: Mums the word on my Buttoned Lips!

"LET ME BE SCOTT FREE!"

Learning From the Best, Ink on Bristle till Sunrise, Higher'n Smokey's Voice!

Cracking the Code

FUN TIME COMICS ISSUE 5

HITS STANDS OCT 12

First issue of Bowling Ball Head

written by: Danny Robinson(suburbun legend comics,scary go round)

Pictures by ToddPurse(Floor is lava, Joke Land)

also a brand new Marvin Minutes story written and penciled

By: Timmy Toner

(sorry bout the shitty picture)

Tunneling

tun·nel·ing
n.

In quantum mechanics, the passing of a particle through a seemingly impenetrable barrier without a cause that is explainable by classical physics.

Madison Underground Press
Breaking through like the Wu
(unexpectedly)

Skeems the shark #4

"Clowns Cigars And Tattos."