Cartoon Monkey Spotted @ Macy's!

The Associated Press Reports-

The Macy's of Christina Mall was treated to a rare glimpse of a New Castle Goofus Monkey yesterday around tea time. Patrons & Sales Associates alike marveled as the clownish primate lumbered around politely browsing the available wares & shopping for pants, just like people!

He cheerfully grunted "hey Chief, where's the long johns!?" reports Thomas Adams, Macy's Assistant Manager of This, That, and/or the Other. "He had arms as dark as Queequeg & legs as white as the Whale", David Samson, 32 of Newport, reflects. "and I've never even read Moby Dick!" Rolonda White, the Sales Critter what had helped the beast purchase a pair of Hagar Slacks (on clearance!) supposes "you could almost see a spark of comprehension in his primative eyes."

Sightings of the New Castle Goofus Monkey are quite rare, as the creatures rarely sojourn from their 'Pataphysique forgings, but ever since they closed all the Jamesways, shoppes all around the land, get the occasional visit from these enthusiastic, albeit farty, apes.

The End!